You talk

Oh, a form. How predictable.

Actually, forms are a good choice.

Potential buyers often prefer to use forms and it means that if you’re a spammer I can safely ignore you without you filling up my inbox with your awful crap.

I can help you reduce spam by using forms too.

If you are a real human, it might take me a couple of days to get back to you. It might be the work of moments.

Exciting, isn’t it?